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WIll only take 622 days to get into a Ragnarok (Minmatar Titan) and be able to use its gjallahorn DD device but no actual guns:
1.
Learning I (9 minutes, 15 seconds)
2.
Learning II (42 minutes, 18 seconds)
3.
Learning III (3 hours, 54 minutes, 30 seconds)
4.
Learning IV (21 hours, 41 minutes, 42 seconds)
5.
Learning V (5 days, 27 minutes, 11 seconds)
6.
Iron Will I (8 minutes, 25 seconds)
7.
Iron Will II (39 minutes, 13 seconds)
8.
Iron Will III (3 hours, 41 minutes, 43 seconds)
9.
Iron Will IV (20 hours, 54 minutes, 22 seconds)
10.
Iron Will V (4 days, 22 hours, 15 minutes, 47 seconds)
11.
Spatial Awareness I (8 minutes, 25 seconds)
12.
Spatial Awareness II (39 minutes, 13 seconds)
13.
Spatial Awareness III (3 hours, 41 minutes, 43 seconds)
14.
Spatial Awareness IV (20 hours, 54 minutes, 22 seconds)
15.
Spatial Awareness V (4 days, 22 hours, 15 minutes, 47 seconds)
16.
Empathy I (8 minutes, 25 seconds)
17.
Empathy II (39 minutes, 13 seconds)
18.
Empathy III (3 hours, 41 minutes, 43 seconds)
19.
Empathy IV (20 hours, 54 minutes, 22 seconds)
20.
Focus I (17 minutes, 2 seconds)
21.
Focus II (1 hour, 15 minutes, 36 seconds)
22.
Clarity I (15 minutes, 29 seconds)
23.
Clarity II (1 hour, 9 minutes, 1 second)
24.
Clarity III (6 hours, 14 minutes, 11 seconds)
25.
Presence I (16 minutes, 37 seconds)
26.
Presence II (1 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds)
27.
Presence III (6 hours, 39 minutes, 7 seconds)
28.
Focus III (6 hours, 22 minutes, 8 seconds)
29.
Focus IV (1 day, 10 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds)
30.
Clarity IV (1 day, 8 hours, 33 minutes, 56 seconds)
31.
Focus V (15 days, 15 hours, 39 minutes, 34 seconds)
32.
Clarity V (14 days, 12 hours, 20 minutes, 19 seconds)
33.
Spaceship Command IV (19 hours, 48 minutes, 21 seconds)
34.
Spaceship Command V (4 days, 16 hours, 2 minutes, 19 seconds)
35.
Advanced Spaceship Command I (39 minutes, 52 seconds)
36.
Advanced Spaceship Command II (3 hours, 5 minutes, 42 seconds)
37.
Advanced Spaceship Command III (17 hours, 30 minutes, 20 seconds)
38.
Advanced Spaceship Command IV (4 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, 47 seconds)
39.
Advanced Spaceship Command V (23 days, 8 hours, 11 minutes, 38 seconds)
40.
Capital Ships I (1 hour, 51 minutes, 38 seconds)
41.
Capital Ships II (8 hours, 39 minutes, 54 seconds)
42.
Capital Ships III (2 days, 1 hour, 1 minute, 1 second)
43.
Capital Ships IV (11 days, 13 hours, 16 minutes, 56 seconds)
44.
Capital Ships V (65 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes, 39 seconds)
45.
Minmatar Frigate IV (1 day, 15 hours, 36 minutes, 42 seconds)
46.
Minmatar Cruiser I (39 minutes, 52 seconds)
47.
Minmatar Cruiser II (3 hours, 5 minutes, 42 seconds)
48.
Minmatar Cruiser III (17 hours, 30 minutes, 20 seconds)
49.
Minmatar Cruiser IV (4 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, 47 seconds)
50.
Minmatar Battleship I (1 hour, 3 minutes, 47 seconds)
51.
Minmatar Battleship II (4 hours, 57 minutes, 5 seconds)
52.
Minmatar Battleship III (1 day, 4 hours, 34 seconds)
53.
Minmatar Battleship IV (6 days, 14 hours, 26 minutes, 49 seconds)
54.
Minmatar Battleship V (37 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes, 39 seconds)
55.
Leadership I (9 minutes, 16 seconds)
56.
Leadership II (43 minutes, 13 seconds)
57.
Leadership III (4 hours, 4 minutes, 20 seconds)
58.
Leadership IV (23 hours, 2 minutes, 22 seconds)
59.
Leadership V (5 days, 10 hours, 19 minutes, 51 seconds)
60.
Minmatar Titan I (2 hours, 7 minutes, 35 seconds)
61.
Minmatar Titan II (9 hours, 54 minutes, 11 seconds)
62.
Minmatar Titan III (2 days, 8 hours, 1 minute, 8 seconds)
63.
Minmatar Titan IV (13 days, 4 hours, 53 minutes, 39 seconds)
64.
Minmatar Titan V (74 days, 16 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds)
65.
Science IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
66.
Science V (9 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds)
67.
Energy Pulse Weapons I (33 minutes, 40 seconds)
68.
Energy Pulse Weapons II (2 hours, 36 minutes, 50 seconds)
69.
Energy Pulse Weapons III (14 hours, 46 minutes, 56 seconds)
70.
Energy Pulse Weapons IV (3 days, 11 hours, 37 minutes, 30 seconds)
71.
Energy Pulse Weapons V (19 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes, 9 seconds)
72.
Weapon Upgrades IV (2 days, 2 minutes, 23 seconds)
73.
Weapon Upgrades V (11 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes, 13 seconds)
74.
Advanced Weapon Upgrades I (47 minutes, 50 seconds)
75.
Advanced Weapon Upgrades II (3 hours, 42 minutes, 50 seconds)
76.
Advanced Weapon Upgrades III (21 hours, 24 seconds)
77.
Advanced Weapon Upgrades IV (4 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes, 8 seconds)
78.
Advanced Weapon Upgrades V (28 days, 13 minutes, 58 seconds)
79.
Doomsday Operation I (2 hours, 15 minutes, 23 seconds)
80.
Electronics IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
81.
Electronics V (9 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds)
82.
Cynosural Field Theory I (1 hour, 24 minutes, 10 seconds)
83.
Engineering IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
84.
Tactical Shield Manipulation I (1 hour, 7 minutes, 20 seconds)
85.
Tactical Shield Manipulation II (5 hours, 13 minutes, 36 seconds)
86.
Tactical Shield Manipulation III (1 day, 5 hours, 33 minutes, 56 seconds)
87.
Tactical Shield Manipulation IV (6 days, 23 hours, 15 minutes, 1 second)
88.
Tactical Shield Manipulation V (39 days, 10 hours, 6 minutes, 19 seconds)
89.
Shield Operation IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
90.
Shield Operation V (9 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds)
91.
Capital Shield Operation I (2 hours, 14 minutes, 40 seconds)
92.
Mechanic IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
93.
Mechanic V (9 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds)
94.
Hull Upgrades IV (3 days, 11 hours, 37 minutes, 30 seconds)
95.
Hull Upgrades V (19 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes, 9 seconds)
96.
Repair Systems IV (1 day, 17 hours, 48 minutes, 45 seconds)
97.
Repair Systems V (9 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds)
98.
Capital Repair Systems I (2 hours, 14 minutes, 40 seconds)
99.
Cloning Facility Operation I (2 hours, 48 minutes, 21 seconds)
100.
Jury Rigging I (33 minutes, 40 seconds)
101.
Jury Rigging II (2 hours, 36 minutes, 50 seconds)
102.
Jury Rigging III (14 hours, 46 minutes, 56 seconds)
103.
Shield Rigging I (50 minutes, 30 seconds)
104.
Shield Rigging II (3 hours, 55 minutes, 13 seconds)
105.
Shield Rigging III (22 hours, 10 minutes, 26 seconds)
106.
Shield Rigging IV (5 days, 5 hours, 26 minutes, 15 seconds)
107.
Astrometrics I (50 minutes, 30 seconds)
108.
Astrometrics II (3 hours, 55 minutes, 13 seconds)
109.
Astrometrics III (22 hours, 10 minutes, 26 seconds)
110.
Astrometrics IV (5 days, 5 hours, 26 minutes, 15 seconds)
111.
Astrometrics V (29 days, 13 hours, 34 minutes, 44 seconds)
112.
Navigation IV (1 day, 6 hours, 30 minutes, 42 seconds)
113.
Navigation V (7 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes, 1 second)
114.
Warp Drive Operation I (12 minutes, 17 seconds)
115.
Warp Drive Operation II (57 minutes, 14 seconds)
116.
Warp Drive Operation III (5 hours, 23 minutes, 35 seconds)
117.
Warp Drive Operation IV (1 day, 6 hours, 30 minutes, 42 seconds)
118.
Warp Drive Operation V (7 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes, 1 second)
119.
Jump Drive Operation I (1 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds)
120.
Jump Drive Operation II (4 hours, 46 minutes, 5 seconds)
121.
Jump Drive Operation III (1 day, 2 hours, 58 minutes, 5 seconds)
122.
Jump Drive Operation IV (6 days, 8 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds)
123.
Jump Drive Operation V (35 days, 23 hours, 5 seconds)
124.
Jump Portal Generation I (3 hours, 55 minutes, 41 seconds)