He needs to get out more...
Judging by the colour of his skin (I had an undead rogue in WoW with a healthier skin colour than that).
Also im supprised he can lift that tattoo judging by the size of his bicep (or lack of)
" Oi Chribba - Get your sickly white skinny arse out for a run and a session or 20 at the gym"