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The Lounge => The Dog & Duck => Topic started by: Goatboy on December 09, 2008, 12:56:20 PM

Title: Random tech support funny
Post by: Goatboy on December 09, 2008, 12:56:20 PM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5..0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
·        Romance 9.5 and
·        Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

·        NBA 5.0,
·        NFL 3.0  and
·        Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

·        Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
·        Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·        Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter co mmand: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0 update.
·        If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
·        Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
·       Cooking 3.0 and
·       Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Title: Re: Random tech support funny
Post by: Gunnarr on December 11, 2008, 11:59:25 PM

You may also like this:  :)
http://www.deadtroll.com/video/helldeskcable.html

Title: Re: Random tech support funny
Post by: Caradir on December 12, 2008, 12:20:21 AM

har har

"send him to the store to buy an iMac, its a computer for idiots"


:D