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Offline Goatboy

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The Plan
« on: June 18, 2012, 11:04:05 AM »
Where should we meet up in the case of a global zombie apocalypse or nuclear disaster?
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 11:06:35 AM »
My safe place is Stirling Castle, cliffs pretty much on 3 sides only really 1 route up to its entrance.

My ancestors built it on that extinct volcano for a reason.
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 11:20:05 AM »
Also it has a collection of medieval weapons that i think are more beneficial vs Zombies than anything that requires ammo or fuel.

A moat and murder holes on the wall also , what more could you need in a base of operations.
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 11:46:06 AM »
Also it has a collection of medieval weapons that i think are more beneficial vs Zombies than anything that requires ammo or fuel.

A moat and murder holes on the wall also , what more could you need in a base of operations.

Helipad.

Tea.

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Re: The Plan
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 12:34:09 PM »
Mars.

According to a movie I have yet to see, Mars is full of near-nekkid women and we will all be brooding superheroes.
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 12:43:38 PM »
Mars.

According to a movie I have yet to see, Mars is full of near-nekkid women and we will all be brooding superheroes.

you may be disappointed with that
"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: The Plan
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 01:30:24 PM »
Hollywood wouldn't lie to me.
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 01:33:36 PM »
Helipad.

Tea.

Helicopter can land in the courtyard judging by images.

Pillage tea while making your way north. =P


Let's say we pick this castle. What's the best way for both UK residents and mainlanders to get there?
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 01:46:52 PM »
you do know that contrary to some UK delivery companies (who never see my cash again, Yes Citylink im looking at you) we do pretty much have motorway all the way to Stirling (it can get ropey slightly further North)
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 02:06:05 PM »
you do know that contrary to some UK delivery companies (who never see my cash again, Yes Citylink im looking at you) we do pretty much have motorway all the way to Stirling (it can get ropey slightly further North)

But it will be a traffic jam/slightly portable graveyard.

Hence, I'll fly in :)
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2012, 02:15:01 PM »
But it will be a traffic jam/slightly portable graveyard.

Hence, I'll fly in :)

With your handy dandy piloting license?

I would like to know where Garry imagines we grow new crops in Stirling Castle.
And do we plan on letting anyone else trying to use said castle live?
« Last Edit: June 18, 2012, 02:16:44 PM by Goatboy »
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2012, 02:16:47 PM »
down the stairs to your right as you exit the main gate, there is a collection of entirely fenced off graveyards, cant think of more fertile soil anywhere.
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Re: The Plan
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2012, 02:19:03 PM »
Look dude, if you want me to provide oral services and get my ass over there all the way from here, I need to see some plans man. Do you have a map of the grounds?
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"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: The Plan
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 02:29:13 PM »
Now you've done it.

Rereading WWZ and looking at castles...

Monday's productivity just hit 0.
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