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Offline Warcold

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Saffy Jr.
« on: December 01, 2011, 04:31:22 PM »
After three and a half year of trying, we finally got a Saffy Jr. in the oven.
Has been simmering for 3 months, 6 to go.
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 04:35:44 PM »
After three and a half year of trying, we finally got a Saffy Jr. in the oven.
Has been simmering for 3 months, 6 to go.

Hell!

Nice one matey!!

Awesome work!!!
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 04:36:34 PM »
After three and a half year of trying, we finally got a Saffy Jr. in the oven.
Has been simmering for 3 months, 6 to go.

congrats to having working sperm  ;)
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 05:49:58 PM »
congratulations dude

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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 07:43:51 PM »
Congrats soon you have a mining slave then?? ;)

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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 07:53:10 PM »
Congrats soon you have a mining slave then?? ;)

 ;D

That, or another 'she who must be obeyed'  :-\
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 07:55:31 PM »
Congrats soon you have a mining slave then?? ;)

 ;D

That, or another 'she who must be obeyed'  :-\

haha surely youll get to avoid that scenario for at least 12 years of pretending to be boss
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 08:10:54 PM »
You have friends/family with kids, right? Surely you must know better. Little girls are monsters
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 08:16:06 PM »
You have friends/family with kids, right? Surely you must know better. Little girls are monsters

i have 2 nieces 3 and 6 and they are lovely

apart from when teh 6 year pld asks

"Uncle Garry, how come there were baby animals before there were parent animals?"

:D :D
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 09:09:42 PM »
Grats! I am sure everything will go swimmingly for all of you. :)

I demand baby pics for Photoshop purposes.

Should you not be willing to sexually satisfy your lady during her big belly stages, I hereby volunteer.
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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 09:26:09 PM »
Grats! I am sure everything will go swimmingly for all of you. :)

I demand baby pics for Photoshop purposes.

Should you not be willing to sexually satisfy your lady during her big belly stages, I hereby volunteer.

 ;)

It's not the prenatal bit I'm worried about, it's the postnatal bit. GF actually acted in a play where she played a man who fathered twins, and who described it as "Stirring your dick in a pot of applesauce". Also, my former boss loved to share his postnatal sex nightmares. He has 3 kids iirc, so he would know I guess.

Volunteering for that too?
'Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime, and every kindness, we birth our future.'

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The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'


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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 09:37:15 PM »
I love applesauce.

I'll spare you all the horrendous shit I picked up from Discovery Channel and female colleagues who seemed to be birthing non stop.

So where do we send gifts?
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Saffy Jr.
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 11:21:43 AM »
Nice one dude, big grats.

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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2011, 01:22:45 PM »
Grats! :)

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Re: Saffy Jr.
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2011, 11:45:24 PM »
he you know how i feel about it, and "man im happy for you" doesnt cover it one bit..
still very happy for you!
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