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Offline Goatboy

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100% muscle
« on: December 07, 2011, 06:50:29 PM »
Fuck. Me. 

Pole action at 1:20. Very funky shit at the end.

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I can't even get up that pole an inch.
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 07:30:23 PM »
If launched from a catapult, I could fly by the pole at that height.
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
ah I see all that shit most nights in the 'Purple Door' in Leeds  ;)

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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 09:08:29 AM »
ah I see all that shit most nights in the 'Purple Door' in Leeds  ;)

Love the Purple Door, used to have so many meetings that ended up there :)
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 11:13:26 AM »
ah I see all that shit most nights in the 'Purple Door' in Leeds  ;)

Cant remember my nights out in Leeds, not sure if they truly happened except i do remember the train journey to there from Edinburgh.
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 02:40:09 PM »
ah I see all that shit most nights in the 'Purple Door' in Leeds  ;)

Cant remember my nights out in Leeds, not sure if they truly happened except i do remember the train journey to there from Edinburgh.

Nothing worth remembering really. Expensive shitty lager, gangs of lads with ripped thsirts and espadrills, orange women.

Bradford is where the real action is at.

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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 02:41:21 PM »
ah I see all that shit most nights in the 'Purple Door' in Leeds  ;)

Cant remember my nights out in Leeds, not sure if they truly happened except i do remember the train journey to there from Edinburgh.

Nothing worth remembering really. Expensive shitty lager, gangs of lads with ripped thsirts and espadrills, orange women.

Bradford is where the real action is at.

ahhh so just like Glasgow then ;)
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 04:13:04 PM »
I just looked up espadrilles. Dudes wear those out to clubs and pubs?
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 04:34:56 PM »
I just looked up espadrilles. Dudes wear those out to clubs and pubs?

chavs do yes indeed they do
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 05:44:27 PM »
dude Bradford (or Brat'fut as the locals may say) is like the lost city of Yorkshire ain't no folk that go there unless you are unlucky enough to work / live there!!

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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 05:46:47 PM »
dude Bradford (or Brat'fut as the locals may say) is like the lost city of Yorkshire ain't no folk that go there unless you are unlucky enough to work / live there!!

laters elv

So Bradford is to Yorkshire as Yorkshire is to England then ;)
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Re: 100% muscle
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 05:49:42 PM »
The Lost City of Yorshire. Is that a film about a young boy and a Kestrel looking to find the mythological city of coal?
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