So Tuesday night was random fullstop.
Met up with a bunch of folks, including squirter girl, got ratted at usual bar. Moved inside at 2am when they start to shut. Get into some flirting with this malay chick, who then goes sycho and attacks me, gets booted out. Got bruises all on my right upper arm and a lump above my right eyebrow...
Bouncers trusted that id done nowt wrong as some malay guys we know backed me up.
Bar kicks us out at 330. walks squirter back to her place (i was being gentlemanly, we hadnt really been getting close in the bar), turns out she is locked out. Place has a curfew.
Suggest she can crash at mine, does so. One thing leads to another, we pretty much both came onto each other at the same time. Surprises me quite considerably the first time she squirts.
Come on 7am and hostel staff are banging on door telling us we have to quieten down. 730am and im doing a condom resupply run to the fucking KK-mart - got so many comments from the staff, they found it hilarious (I was looking a touch haggard at this point and had also walked past the display 3 times).
3pm she leaves. Epic day was epic considering the wierd start to it