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Offline Goatboy

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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2011, 08:02:42 PM »
How awesome would an Ewok FPS be?

OMG I so want one.
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Offline Caradir

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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2011, 08:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 08:02:42 PM
How awesome would an Ewok FPS be?

OMG I so want one.

*biggest fucking pimp slap on the planet*

GTFO
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2011, 09:24:56 PM »
Ewoks. With CHAINSWORDCHUCKS!
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2011, 10:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 09:24:56 PM
Ewoks. With CHAINSWORDCHUCKS!

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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2011, 11:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Kurtt on October 30, 2011, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 09:24:56 PM
Ewoks. With CHAINSWORDCHUCKS!

/signed

OMFG you two have lost the plot

you guys are

a sandwich short of a picnic
a few beers short of a six-pack
one brick short of a load
a few fish short of a hatstand
not playing with a full deck [of cards]
have bats in the belfrey
have kangeroo loose in the top paddock
as crazy as a sack full of ferrets
out to lunch
as nutty as a fruit cake
as mad as a hatter
your lift doesn't go to the top floor
your lights are on, but nobody's home
you have a screw loose
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
not hitting on all six cylinders

the only worse thing i heard regarding Ewoks was the Ewok ace x-wing pilot used as a ruse by Wraith Squadron, and then Wedge Antilles acted it out using a stuffed Ewok to fuck with some pirates.  Oh and Ewoks now blink.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2011, 11:41:17 PM »
My chainswordchuck wielding Ewok will bitchslap your ultramarine and make an omelet out of his progenoid gland.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2011, 07:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 11:41:17 PM
My chainswordchuck wielding Ewok will bitchslap your ultramarine and make an omelet out of his progenoid gland.

really?!?!?

well if your an old stylee Ewok ill just throw grit in your eyes than laugh as you cant blink to help clear it away.

If your a new Ewok ill give you a rectum exam with the business end of  your own chainswordchuck, as i know you are a physically inferior midget species.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2011, 09:04:55 AM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 11:41:17 PM
My chainswordchuck wielding Ewok will bitchslap your ultramarine and make an omelet out of his progenoid gland.

Add cheese for extra tastiness.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2011, 01:57:55 PM »
Quote from: Taith on October 31, 2011, 09:04:55 AM
Quote from: Goatboy on October 30, 2011, 11:41:17 PM
My chainswordchuck wielding Ewok will bitchslap your ultramarine and make an omelet out of his progenoid gland.

Add cheese for extra tastiness.

and here i thought the only one who needed a power fist up the Jap eye was goatey, welcome to his club.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2011, 03:45:36 PM »
At least an Ewok can screw in a lightbulb *cough* Emperor *cough*.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2011, 03:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 31, 2011, 03:45:36 PM
At least an Ewok can screw in a lightbulb *cough* Emperor *cough*.

but can an ewok protect humanity from the evils of the warp? huh? nob end :P
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2011, 03:57:39 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_exchange

That my friend, is essentially what your Emperor does.
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2011, 03:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 31, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_exchange

That my friend, is essentially what your Emperor does.

ive got to give you that one ;)

however when its demon salesmen calling you at all hours of the day wouldnt you like a system to stop those incoming calls?
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2011, 04:09:19 PM »
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Re: Space Marine
« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2011, 04:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Goatboy on October 31, 2011, 04:09:19 PM
http://www.tpsonline.org.uk

 ;D

wait i didnt knwo about that? did i?

well i did used to work in telecomms so maybe i did :P

still doesnt work that well
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