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Offline Caradir

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"i wish to find second half"
« on: June 21, 2010, 11:54:17 AM »
Here is a fishing email i recently got English in it made me larf
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It is very pleasant to me to write to you my new friend!
Your structure has very much liked me. It seems to me that you is that
person whom I search. I shall tell a little about myself. I the nice
girl. My name - Elena. What is your name? Tell to me more about
you. I wish to find second half. I search responsible for the man with
concrete intentions. I very much would like to start to write to you.
I hope has interested you and this letter does not remain without
attention. You can write to me on mine e-mail *snipped* . I
shall wait your answer. I shall necessarily answer you and I shall
send my foto!
Elena!

and this is "apparently" what she looks like

"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: "i wish to find second half"
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 11:59:12 AM »
"May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk."


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Re: "i wish to find second half"
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 02:24:14 PM »
I have a junk yahoo mail. I get OOODLES of them :P
Quite fun to lead them on :)

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Re: "i wish to find second half"
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 06:54:55 AM »
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mine e-mail *snipped*
Keeping her for yourself eh, bastard.
Share, dammit!  ;)
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Re: "i wish to find second half"
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 07:28:49 AM »
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mine e-mail *snipped*
Keeping her for yourself eh, bastard.
Share, dammit!  ;)

i dont do spitroasts or sloppy seconds, sorry !!!

:D
"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: "i wish to find second half"
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 05:02:40 PM »
Of course thats what she looks like........................NOT  ::)

Smells like the big hairy Russian shotputter type trap.

Still i say go for it. We can all have a laugh when you turn up for your blind date (where being blind really is an advantage)  :D
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