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A   Mexican, an Arab, and a Brit are in the same bar. 


When  the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,  pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces. He says,  'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with  the same one twice.' 


The   Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a  muslim!), throws it into the  air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots  the glass to pieces. He says, 'In  the Arab World, we have so much sand to make  glasses that we don't  need to drink with the same one twice  either.'   

 

The  Brit, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one  gulp,  throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots  the  Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar,  and  calling for a refill,he says,
'In Britain we have so many fucking illegal  immigrants that we don't have to drink with the  same ones  twice.'     

God  Bless Great Britain

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Re: *WARNING* this post contains a non-politically correct joke.....
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 09:20:35 AM »
your avatar seems more fitting now  :D
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Re: *WARNING* this post contains a non-politically correct joke.....
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 10:10:34 AM »
your avatar seems more fitting now  :D

ROFL

laughed at it but now i feel dirty ;)
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Re: *WARNING* this post contains a non-politically correct joke.....
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 03:25:12 PM »
your avatar seems more fitting now  :D

And we have a winner...
Finally someone has tagged the Avatar and Joke together. I'm saddened that its taken this long for one of you lot to join the dots... ::)

Well at least i can now get rid of this damn avatar and chose a new one  ;D
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Re: *WARNING* this post contains a non-politically correct joke.....
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 05:39:03 PM »
ROFL

sure m8, whatever you say
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Re: *WARNING* this post contains a non-politically correct joke.....
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 06:10:45 PM »
Mmmm buffalo fucking.
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