Hands of Justice
The Lounge => The Dog & Duck => Topic started by: Macrune on May 03, 2009, 06:00:45 PM
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Brit are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Brit, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,he says,
'In Britain we have so many fucking illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Great Britain
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your avatar seems more fitting now :D
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your avatar seems more fitting now :D
ROFL
laughed at it but now i feel dirty ;)
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your avatar seems more fitting now :D
And we have a winner...
Finally someone has tagged the Avatar and Joke together. I'm saddened that its taken this long for one of you lot to join the dots... ::)
Well at least i can now get rid of this damn avatar and chose a new one ;D
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ROFL
sure m8, whatever you say
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Mmmm buffalo fucking.