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Offline lonadan

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Duke
« on: June 18, 2011, 07:31:09 PM »
the KING is back BABY
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Re: Duke
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 10:45:46 PM »
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
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Re: Duke
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 12:05:35 AM »
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

and thats just foreplay as well.
"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: Duke
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 12:13:47 AM »
wot?

im drunk too
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Re: Duke
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 01:22:54 PM »
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Duke Nukem Forever scored a "don't buy" 3/10 on Eurogamer.

from what ive seen of it, it looks pish, more same old same old generic FPS without a decent story, Trying to cash in on Dukes notoriety by upping the ante on the "sex sells" stakes and for kiddies to go "huh huh swearing in my game"

"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)

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Re: Duke
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 01:38:02 PM »
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Duke Nukem Forever scored a "don't buy" 3/10 on Eurogamer.

from what ive seen of it, it looks pish, more same old same old generic FPS without a decent story, Trying to cash in on Dukes notoriety by upping the ante on the "sex sells" stakes and for kiddies to go "huh huh swearing in my game"



So, it'll be a smash on consoles then.
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Re: Duke
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 08:37:07 PM »
demo became available on steam, downloaded and played

and it SUCKS BALLS its the worst shooter ive played in a long long time so save your bandwidth and dont bother.
"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money." Josiah Stamp (Governor Bank of England 1928-41)